I am OK at looking after myself you know?
What do you mean?
I mean I can look after myself. I know what I can eat and I can put on a DVD
So when you are dead I'll be OK. Don't worry.
Josh's Dad doesn't live with him
I know that
It might be fun if you didn't live with us
Toes - That would be horrible. Dad lives with us. My biggest Daddy
I know that. I just mean we could have more bedrooms and watch movies at Dad's house
Toes - Wow - that would be so cool
Can we watch movies at your house?
I don't have a house, I live at home with you
I know that, but when you don't can we watch movies at your house?
*When am I going to die then Bear?
I don't know. Maybe when I am a bit bigger?
How much bigger?
Maybe when I am 10?
Mate Granddad is still alive and mum is 38. Do you think I might make it beyond when you are 20?
Can I have an ice cream?
*Bear and a friend were shouting in the front room.
We’re arguing about God
Wouldn't you be better arguing about other things? Like who can do the smelliest f-rts?
You can. I know that.
OK, so what is the argument?
He says God does exist but I know he doesn't
That's ok. If he believes God does then there is nothing wrong with that
But you and Mum -
Mum and I don't believe in God.
The Friend - I am not sure about God but where did Bear’s Grandfathers Grandfathers Grandfather come from?
Do you mean where did the first person come from?
The Friend - Yes
Well we believe people came from monkeys a long time ago
Bear - Yeah. I cam from a monkey
The Friend - You did not. I know your mum and she is not a monkey
Yes my darlin' Toes
You're my best Dad
I'm you're only Dad
I know that, and you're the best Dad
That means I am also the worst
No you're the best
You're my only daughter, which makes you the best, the worst, the stinkiest and the loveliest
Bear - Then what am I?
You're my son
You're being mean saying Toes is the best
No, I said she was my best daughter; you're not a daughter are you?
Toes - Bear’s not a daughter. He's a stinky boy
Me - So what about mum?
Toes - She's the best
Bear - And she's the oldest person I know
What about Grandmother?
Oh yeah, Grandmother's older than Mum
Toes - So much older
Bear - Not that much, Mum is really old
*Toes - Mum - you look like a clown. Dad - you look like my biggest hero